Favorite last words of players

[Zeus]

Oh, I'd love to know the background to this one

Far too many to list here ... he he

An example:

Player 1: "I'm playing an elven ranger called "Legolas"
Zeus: "Seriously, thats the best you can come up with?"
Player 1: "What's wrong with Legolas?"
Zeus: "Nothinguntil Mr Jackson tarnished his image forever. I'd prefer not have to call you Legolas all evening, change it please."
Player 1: "I'm sorry Zeus, your just plain wrong!"
Zeus: "The skies darken and the sounds of distant and foreboding rumbling sounds from the heavens above .... ". [rolls secret dice roll], "... quite suddenly a bolt of lightning shatters the air, striking your character straight in the face incinerating you into a quivering, twitching charred corpse which falls to ground and crumbles upon impact The o'Mighty Silly Name God has struck again for lack of imagination! Your dead. Roll up an new character."

[dulux-oz]

Far too many to list here ... he he

An example:

Player 1: "I'm playing an elven ranger called "Legolas"
Zeus: "Seriously, thats the best you can come up with?"
Player 1: "What's wrong with Legolas?"
Zeus: "Nothinguntil Mr Jackson tarnished his image forever. I'd prefer not have to call you Legolas all evening, change it please."
Player 1: "I'm sorry Zeus, your just plain wrong!"
Zeus: "The skies darken and the sounds of distant and foreboding rumbling sounds from the heavens above .... ". [rolls secret dice roll], "... quite suddenly a bolt of lightning shatters the air, striking your character straight in the face incinerating you into a quivering, twitching charred corpse which falls to ground and crumbles upon impact The o'Mighty Silly Name God has struck again for lack of imagination! Your dead. Roll up an new character."

Remind me not to p!ss you off - at least not unless I'm the GM.

[Zeus]

Muahahaha!

[dulux-oz]

Muahahaha!

Yes, that's an appropriate "last word"

[msouthward]

The party was gathered at the door, looking down a long narrow passage, suspiciously clean compared to the rest of the abandoned temple they had been exploring.
"I'll barge past the party and go explore down the passage" - said the 1st level sorcerer moments before he walked into a gelatinous cube.

[malvok]

GM starts drawing two huge shapes on the map.
Player(Me): Let me guess, those are his feet.

[kitty_obsidian]

Player1: It's just a giant, kitty is a giant slayer, we'll be fine.
Player 2: Kitty isn't here to play her character.
Player 1: So? I'm rolling her *rolls a 1, critically fails*
Player 1: ahhh ****.

[Baron28]

Human Ranger: I'm going to drop my bow and step up with my 2 short swords and attack this orc.
DM: You drop the bow, draw your swords, step up and swing away.
Human Ranger: Miss on the first. Miss on the second. I want to step back and end my turn.
DM: You'll take an AOO if you move away.
Human Ranger: I'll risk it.
DM: The orc counter attacks with his great axe. A crit!
Human Ranger: Oh crap!
DM: Damage is over half your HP max. Roll a CON Saving Throw to see if you go into shock. DC 15.
Human Ranger: a 13
DM: Roll on the System Shock Table
Human Ranger: a 1
DM: You drop to 0 HP and fall unconscious. Roll on the Lingering Injuries table.
Human Ranger: a 2
DM: The orc has chopped off your foot! You will need to find a healer who can cast greater restoration to repair the severed foot.

[Mask_of_winter]

Hold my beer!

[Ellspeth]

I have only GM'd a few, however as a player the GM seemed particularly delighted when, as my huntress stood over her unconscious teammate, an ogre (long story) she was offered an opportunity to surrender. Gesturing with her bow to the ogre she asks "If I surrender what are you going to do with him". "We're going to kill him". She lifts her bow and responds "The you will have to kill me to". Gm seemed quite happy to oblige.