Stargrove
December 21st, 2025, 17:07
CITIZEN! ATTENTION, CITIZEN!
It has come to the attention of FRIEND COMPUTER that you are in possession of leisure time. This is suspicious.
To correct this deficiency, you are hereby instructed to acquire Orbital Reds from the Fantasy Grounds Forge— a mandatory holiday troubleshooting experience combining the approved space mechanics of Traveller with the perfectly sane operational procedures of Paranoia.
This officially sanctioned conversion allows you to:
- Serve Alpha Complex in orbit
- Follow orders you were never cleared to understand
- Experience festive equipment malfunctions
- Die repeatedly in the cold vacuum of space (clones provided where budget permits)
Failure to download and run this module may indicate treason, insufficient happiness, or unauthorized fun.
Remember:
- Orbital Reds is completely safe. Any screams you hear are part of the soundtrack.
- Enjoyment is mandatory.
- All malfunctions are working as intended.
- Failure to understand your orders indicates understanding beyond your clearance.
- Questioning this announcement is treason.
- The Computer is your friend. Trust the Computer.
Have a pleasant daycycle, Citizen.
https://forge.fantasygrounds.com/shop/items/2771/view
It has come to the attention of FRIEND COMPUTER that you are in possession of leisure time. This is suspicious.
To correct this deficiency, you are hereby instructed to acquire Orbital Reds from the Fantasy Grounds Forge— a mandatory holiday troubleshooting experience combining the approved space mechanics of Traveller with the perfectly sane operational procedures of Paranoia.
This officially sanctioned conversion allows you to:
- Serve Alpha Complex in orbit
- Follow orders you were never cleared to understand
- Experience festive equipment malfunctions
- Die repeatedly in the cold vacuum of space (clones provided where budget permits)
Failure to download and run this module may indicate treason, insufficient happiness, or unauthorized fun.
Remember:
- Orbital Reds is completely safe. Any screams you hear are part of the soundtrack.
- Enjoyment is mandatory.
- All malfunctions are working as intended.
- Failure to understand your orders indicates understanding beyond your clearance.
- Questioning this announcement is treason.
- The Computer is your friend. Trust the Computer.
Have a pleasant daycycle, Citizen.
https://forge.fantasygrounds.com/shop/items/2771/view