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ddavison
December 21st, 2018, 17:15
Jen, Dave and I all came out with Twelve Days of Christmas with RPG themes. Do you think you can do better? If so, post below. Extra points if you post a video of you singing it.

Jen's list:
12 dragons drooling
11 players panicking
10 lichs laughing
9 lycanthropes lurking
8 mimics ....maybe?
7 swords of swinging
6 minds of flaying
5 ....extra ....hit points
4 cleric heals
3 failed feats
2 sneak attacks
And some new dice and extra XP

Doug's List:
On the twelfth D&D Christmas
My players gave to me:
Twelve Drunken Dwarflings
Eleven Barfight Knifings
Ten Swords a Gleaming
Nine Hells Awaiting
Eight XP Milkings
Seven Quests Abandoned
Six Friends all Playing
Five +1 Rings
Four Rules Lawyers Calling
Three Broken Feats
Two Twinked out Rogues
And a Paladin who refuses to flee

rob2e
December 21st, 2018, 17:23
12 werewolves changing
11 swords a-slashing
10 dragons hoarding
9 dungeons calling
8 parcels parsing
7 Savage Worlds
6 murder hobos
5 E is beeeeeest
4 FG Licenses
3 house rules added
2 players fighting
...and a GM pulling out their hair