dulux-oz
December 7th, 2017, 04:31
A few weeks early (& I may have actually posted this in the past), but I came across this Christmas poem I wrote for Christmas 2012 and I thought people might get a kick out of it.
Feel free to add your own Christmas/Honika/Holiday/whatever poems/jokes/etc to this thread and let's spread a little seasonal laughter among the great FG Community :)
T'was The Night Before Christmas (2012)
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
We were all snug
In our beds with great care
In the hope that the Zombies
Would not know we were there
We had huddled in fear
For the past three long nights
The Apocalypse had come
The Mayan's were right!
So now we did hope
For some laughter and fun
That St. Nick would bring us
A nice new shotgun
Twenty cases of shells
Some hand-grenades too
A sword and cross-bow
To just name a few
So if Santa is nice
And brings you such toys
Go hunting the Zombies
Like good girls and boys
And as you dispatch
Each Zombie with cheer
Shout
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good year!
Merry Christmas Everybody!
Feel free to add your own Christmas/Honika/Holiday/whatever poems/jokes/etc to this thread and let's spread a little seasonal laughter among the great FG Community :)
T'was The Night Before Christmas (2012)
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
We were all snug
In our beds with great care
In the hope that the Zombies
Would not know we were there
We had huddled in fear
For the past three long nights
The Apocalypse had come
The Mayan's were right!
So now we did hope
For some laughter and fun
That St. Nick would bring us
A nice new shotgun
Twenty cases of shells
Some hand-grenades too
A sword and cross-bow
To just name a few
So if Santa is nice
And brings you such toys
Go hunting the Zombies
Like good girls and boys
And as you dispatch
Each Zombie with cheer
Shout
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good year!
Merry Christmas Everybody!