DM pick up lines

[Fencer]

i thought it would be fun to help out some DM's with a few pick up lines, keeping D&D as a theme. ill start with: "Hey baby, id DM your module anytime!!!"

[kylania]

"Roll for initiative!"

"You're standing in a bar. There is a ruggedly handsome DM in front of you offering to buy you a drink. What will you order?"

"Wanna go on a quest to save the land and have sex? No? You don't like quests huh?"

[Fencer]

"Your dad must be a rogue, cause he stole the stars and hid them in your eyes!!"

[Black Hammer]

"How high is your will save? Y'know, the one that resists my charms?"

[Fencer]

"How high is your will save? Y'know, the one that resists my charms?"

hehe

[gaara6666]

OK... OK I DO NERDY PICKUP LINES ALL THE TIME. time to show you guys what i got

Damn you caught me flatfooted with that sneak attack on my heart

you got a body like a D20..because I could tumble with you all over my table all night

I could get my hands all over you like a monk's flurry of blows

id be on that body faster than TPK in Tomb of Horrors.

Are you Beholder-ed to me? cuz you got EYES to kill for.

You must have levels in Bard because you sure are fascinating.

You are the kinda girl id take levels in Druid for, so I could get in SHAPE for you.

You are so beautiful it is almost too hard to-rrasque you out.

[Fencer]

"Hey baby, did you wash your +1 Leather Pants with windex? Cause' i can see myself in them!!"

[gaara6666]

OKAY GUYS PART 2 ON THE CAVALCADE OF NERDY PICKUP LINES

Damn your constitution score must be maxed out, cuz youve been running through my mind all day with no problem.

I sure hope you have enough levels in monk because you are gonna be falling for me

You are definitely a priceless hoard to me, because I plan to be DRAGON you around town on my arm.

People call me Vecna in bed because I am good at lending a HAND and keeping an EYE on them

People call my dating skills on a divine level cuz others PELOR in comparison.

Don't worry baby I took improved grapple cuz I plan on never letting you go once you're in my arms.

Do you have a cloak of charisma on? cuz you are absolutely charming.

[Fencer]

"Someone cast resist fire, cause this chick sure is HOT!!!"

[gaara6666]

"damn you are the rust monster to my iron golem cuz I just fall to pieces around you"

[Fencer]

heres one for a female DM... "Is that a Greatsword you got there, or are you just happy to see me?"

[Oberoten]

"So tell me, do you believe in creating your OWN romantic fairy-tale story?" ...this one got me married. :)

[gaara6666]

This one is dedicated to my GM Eric. "They call me "SAVAGE WORLDS" because I know how to explode in just the right places"

[Fencer]

slightly off topic here but can be used as a riddle.."What does my big toe and women have in common with my DMing table?"






answer: sometimes i bang both of them on it!!!

[jasonthelamb]

"Want to try a one-shot?"

[ddavison]

"Rocks fall, everyone dies"

I think I'm going to save you guys from a self-induced TPK and just close this thread for now. :)