Excuses

[Iceman]

I have heard a handful of excuses lately as to why someone might be late to a game or miss it all together. I thought I would do a community service by posting the solutions to these problems:

Problem: My job makes me miss the first hour of the game.
Solution: Quit your job.

Problem: My wife gets upset when I play too much.
Solution: Divorce her.

Problem: My wife is having a baby.
Solution: So? Are you the doctor actually delivering the baby? If not this excuse clearly is not valid.

Problem: My GM is an *******.
Solution: Deal with it.

Hope this helps everyone with similar issues.

[Tiqon]

HAhaha!

The:

Problem: My wife is having a baby.
Solution: So? Are you the doctor actually delivering the baby? If not this excuse clearly is not valid.

Im backing up completly, I mean, you have done YOUR part right? :D.

[JohnD]

HAhaha!

The:

Problem: My wife is having a baby.
Solution: So? Are you the doctor actually delivering the baby? If not this excuse clearly is not valid.

Im backing up completly, I mean, you have done YOUR part right? :D.
One would hope. ;)

[Emrak]

Problem: My car broke down.
Solution: Oh, so your car is playing a character??

[Andrepartthree]

I have heard a handful of excuses lately as to why someone might be late to a game or miss it all together. I thought I would do a community service by posting the solutions to these problems:

Problem: My job makes me miss the first hour of the game.
Solution: Quit your job.

Problem: My wife gets upset when I play too much.
Solution: Divorce her.

Problem: My wife is having a baby.
Solution: So? Are you the doctor actually delivering the baby? If not this excuse clearly is not valid.

Problem: My GM is an *******.
Solution: Deal with it.

Hope this helps everyone with similar issues.

" My wife gets upset when I play too much" " divorce her " LOL that is a good one ! :P