[Fantasy] Celebrity D&D

[unerwünscht]

So just to pass the time some, let us know what your player line up would be if you could play D&D with anyone.

My dream D&D group: Bill Moseley with the Wizard, Wil Wheaton with the rogue, Vin Diesel with the paladin and Harvey Keitel with the cleric.

What about yours?

[ronnke]

Man that's REALLY hard. I'd have to choose funny people, because then the game would be a complete riot. :)

Mage - Steve Carell
Rogue - Sarah Silverman
Fighter - Billy Connelly
Cleric - Will Ferrell
Bard - Jack Black

[Blue Haven]

Ohh Jack Black would kick *** all around as a bard lolol nice one ;)

[Dershem]

GM- Robin Williams!

[Mellock]

I'm going for "interestingly dysfunctional" with the following lineup:

DM: Robin Williams
Barbarian: Vin Diesel
Bard: Billy Connelly
Rogue: Eddy "The Eagle" Edwards
Cleric: Father Dougal McGuire, played by Ardal O'Hanlon
Druid: Ingrid E. Newkirk, founder of PETA, with Knut the polar bear as an animal companion.
Wizard: David Copperfield, with a snuggie as a wizard robe and pointy hat.

[ronnke]

GM - Morgan Freeman

[madman]

GM - Samuel L Jackson
Robin Williams would have to be on the list also.

Chris

[unerwünscht]

I think another great Lineup would be:
Gary Busey - Insane Wizard
Andy Kaufman (I know he is dead) - Cleric
David Tennant - Rogue/Pirate
Tobey Maguire - Fighther/Assassin

With James Duval running as DM.

[Griogre]

LOL. Hmm for fun...
Barbarian Arnold Schwarzeneger
Rogue Johnny Depp
Cleric Zooey Deschanel
Wizard Jack Nicholson

I'm not sure they would be functional but they would be fun to watch.

[unerwünscht]

LOL... Noone would ever get healed in that lineup, and after about an hour Nicholson would just drop a fireball on the rest of the group and call it a day.

[StuartW]

DM: Peter Jackson

Fighter: Bruce Willis
Rogue: Jackie Chan
Cleric: Mark Addy
Wizard: Christopher Lee

Stuart

[Tactical Lime]

Old school...

DM: Joss Whedon

Fighter: Summer Glau
Cleric: Eddie Izzard
Magic User: Charlie Sheen (He's got Dragon blood in 'im)
Theif: Jada Pinkett Smith
Elf: Felicia Day
Dwarf: Peter Dinklage
Halfling: Tom Cruise

[StuartW]

Cleric: Eddie Izzard
Halfling: Tom Cruise

Fab: gotta agree with that!

Stuart

[unerwünscht]

Wait.. But Sheen has Tiger Blood in him.... shouldnt he be a monk? :)

[madman]

Bard - Andrew Dice Clay

[grimm182]

Im a bit twisted myself...so...

DM - Trey Parker

Human Barbarian - Will Sasso (doing Arnolds voice)
Elf Bard - Judy Tenuta
Gnome Paladin!! - Gilbert Gottfried
Human Wizard - Christoper Walken

[Ardem]

Non actorish.

DM - Me so I could laugh my arse off

Dwarf Fighter - Mike Tyson
Bard - Malcom X
Paladin - Julius Cesear
Elf Monk - Dalia Lama
Mage - Hitler

Actorish

Thief - Claudia Black
Fighter - Gerard Butler
Cleric - Rowan Akinson (Blackadder style not Mr Bean)
Mage - Christopher Lee
Bard - Samuel L Jackson

[ddavison]

I'd love to play with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast and then throw Vin Diesel in for good mix.

Joss Whedon - DM
Sarah Michelle Geller - Elf ranger
Vinn Diesel - half-orc or human barbarian
Seth Green - halfling rogue
Alyson Hannigan - Aasimar cleric
Me - gnome illusionist

[Litvyak]

DM - Quentin Tarantino

Paladin - Danny Trejo
Cleric - Cheech Marin
Magic User - Samual L "Fireball: when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mutha @#%! in the room" Jackson
Thief - Pam Grier

[Diomitus]

DM: C.S. Lewis

(I know party of 4-5 is normal, but I'm going to run through every class for fun)

Males
Barbarian: The Rock
Bard: Jack Black
Cleric: Paul Bettany
Druid: George Carlin
Fighter: Kristofer Hivju (Tormund Giantsbane from GoT)
Monk: Ben Kingsley
Paladin: Chris Hemsworth
Ranger: Chris Pratt
Rogue: Harrison Ford
Sorcerer: David Bowie
Warlock: Keanu Reeves
Wizard: Christopher Lee

Females
Barbarian: Brigitte Nielsen
Bard: Celine Dion
Cleric: Ashley Johnson (Love that lady)
Druid: Jane Seymour
Fighter: Michelle Rodriguez
Monk: Maggie Q
Paladin: Gwendoline Christie
Ranger: Linda Hamilton
Rogue: Maggie Q
Sorcerer: Michelle Yeoh
Warlock: Milla Jovovich
Wizard: Emily Bett Rickards

[Baron Von Mandrick]

Some great lists on here.

DM: George RR Martin
Fighter: David Cross
Cleric: Cornell West
Mage: Bob Odenkirk
Bard: Jack Black
Rogue: Rob Lowe

[Diomitus]

On a scale from Tommy Boy to Parks and Rec, what kind of Rob Lowe are we talking here?

[ddavison]

Some great lists on here.

DM: George RR Martin
Fighter: David Cross
Cleric: Cornell West
Mage: Bob Odenkirk
Bard: Jack Black
Rogue: Rob Lowe

Do you not like any of the players? I think you'd want to have George RR Martin be the DM for someone like Gilbert Gotftfried or the guy that plays the psyco for House Bolton on the GoT show. You know he's going to end up in a TPK within each game session. You might as well fill it up with people you'd enjoy watching get TPK'd. Of course, if you go this route, you'd also need to add Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) since you know his death scenes would be the most entertaining and detailed like they were in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie.

[Baron Von Mandrick]

On a scale from Tommy Boy to Parks and Rec, what kind of Rob Lowe are we talking here?

I think Rob Lowe could probably have freedom to RP the character according to the campaign, but I'd say probably Parks and Rec - to Grinder like.

[Baron Von Mandrick]

Do you not like any of the players? I think you'd want to have George RR Martin be the DM for someone like Gilbert Gotftfried or the guy that plays the psyco for House Bolton on the GoT show. You know he's going to end up in a TPK within each game session. You might as well fill it up with people you'd enjoy watching get TPK'd. Of course, if you go this route, you'd also need to add Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) since you know his death scenes would be the most entertaining and detailed like they were in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie.

It would be a brutal world no doubt... But I think his ability to create worlds might be a good one, and the bizarre mix of players in the group, might be just what it takes to make it out alive. What better way to counteract Martin's brutal world than with Jack Black, and David Cross.

[damned]

Yeah... I would like to see GRRM playing a 3'6" tall human with an over achieving, over ambitious, overly dominant father who despises him!
Let the GM make his life a little testing..