The Third Guy from the Left

[PneumaPilot]

Okay, so in the banner at the top of all of these Fantasy Grounds webpages, is the third guy from the left peeing or something? I mean, what's up with that?

[Mellock]

I always thought he was swinging his flail about.

[Oberoten]

Looks more like he is sweeping the floor to me really.

[Spyke]

Teeing off?

[Griogre]

Taking a slap shot?

[PneumaPilot]

No, I definitely think he's urinating on the goblin army that is just on the other side of the castle wall he's standing on.

[Griogre]

Hope he isn't pissing into the wind then. ;)

[Spyke]

Having his seventh go at pitching a golf ball into the bag the Second Lady from the Left is holding?

[unerwünscht]

I would say after closer examination he is facing the other direction and letting the river flow. When nature calls I guess..

[Spyke]

It's high time we named these lads and lasses...

The Third Guy from the Left is known as Piddler.

[mr_h]

6th from the left looks like he's going "WTF, Piddler? I told you to go before the seige started!"

[Bidmaron]

The girl in the second position (Wendy?) is saying, "You jerk, you pissed on your shoe. Now wipe it off so we don't look like a bunch of degenerates."

[Spyke]

Wendy it is. I reckon Fourth Person from the Left is Wendy's mum, Agatha, who also happens to be known as High Mage Anathet IV (or, to friends of her youth, Black Widow). Wendy's father, sadly, disappeared around the time Agatha changed her nickname.

[PneumaPilot]

The Third from the Right is launching into a Face Melting Guitar Solo for the urine-faced goblin hoards.

[Oberoten]

Number four just looks embaressed to be there...

As for that being Piddler taking a leak? I figure thet if he is? The team cleric is a hack, because the leaking comes from the poor fellows thigh.

[Phystus]

The Third from the Right is launching into a Face Melting Guitar Solo for the urine-faced goblin hoards.

I thought he was bowing in homage to the Piddler. :D

6th from the left (4th from the right) is looking skyward and praying to the gods for patience... :D

~P

[unerwünscht]

Number four just looks embaressed to be there...

As for that being Piddler taking a leak? I figure thet if he is? The team cleric is a hack, because the leaking comes from the poor fellows thigh.

That's not his thigh... Look at the blown up image I posted. :-)

I still have no idea what he is actually doing, but it does look like he has his back turned to us while he lets his stream loose in the wind.

[grider]

Okay, so in the banner at the top of all of these Fantasy Grounds webpages, is the third guy from the left peeing or something? I mean, what's up with that?

TBH...I had never even looked at the banner until now...sure does look nature is calling...

[unerwünscht]

So... since this topic came up we have examined the image, enhanced it to the best of our ability, and after debate and analysis we have come up with another possible explanation for what he is doing... There is the possibility that he is fishing, and the pole is facing at an angle that would make it obscured by the silhouette of his body.

[Spyke]

Of course, it could just be... a tail.

[zabulus]

*blink* You guys have... WAY.. too much free time...
Look what happens when I don't visit for a day. *shakes head*

Actually, Wendy's mum is called Emmy. But that is totally besides the point, of course.

[Bidmaron]

I bow to PneumaPilot for launching us on this entertaining diversion. I'm sure the original artist is horrified.

The guy on the far right (Coner? [that's a long 'O']) is shaking with rage: "Wendy, I'm going to get your uncle for this. We'll never be able to surprise anyone in a dungeon again with these glowing haloes."

[Spyke]

Emmy (aka Agatha): Glow in the dark, he said. No need for lanterns, he said. And now look at us! Turned away from every theatre in the land!

[Qual]

Come on, guys. That's OBVIOUSLY a hooded cobra biting Piddler in the inner thigh. The poison gets through the system faster when the snake bites a major artery. And, being only a first-level fighter and not so bright, Piddler is tightening his belt around his waist like a tourniquet, but I don't think that's going to help. . .

Wendy is probably saying, "Look out for that sn...oh dear." And Agatha is saying, "If there is anything the rest of you wanted to say to Piddler, now is the time." On Agatha's right, Benedict is shouting, "Yeah, one less to split the loot!" To his right, that guy is really saying "Dang! I just loaned Piddler money he spent on training."

The first guy on the left is staring off into space and pretending not to notice, so he probably planted the snake. The guy third from the right is reading a charm animal scroll, but it's not in time. Second from the right is whirling the magic Flag of Retreat that teleports the party back home when one does so three times, vigorously.

Finally, that right-most guy is quickly shifting to the left so that the whole party can fit inside the teleport circle, because it really sucks to be half in and half out! (And, from the lack of white glow, it looks like the top end of his staff might not have made it...)

That's what my money is on, anyway. :-)

[Doswelk]

7th from the left (or 3rd from the right) appears to be a rules lawyer...

I suspect he is looking up the effects Piddler is having on the goblin army to see how he can use it to his best advantage.

[Bidmaron]

The guy in the middle is cheering, "I knew we'd win if we could all get the +1 elevation bonus!"

[Alyais]

No, I definitely think he's urinating on the goblin army that is just on the other side of the castle wall he's standing on.

I second this.